Oh my god, the INTESTINES just completely untangle themselves like Christmas lights! And I feel like if you poked a very pregnant lady, you’d probably be poking her kidney which is not something I ever want to do. I’m never gonna poke someone if they’re pregnant, and also, I’m going to adopt.
In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian.